SWEET SASSY SISSY (Halloween Tale)

Sissy was a monster
with talons long and thick.
She had a real mean temper,
your head could go real quick.

She loved to sit and play
in a tree out by the lane.
She'd bite the heads off Pit-Bulls
and derail the morning train.

She looked alot like Mummy
and walked alot like Dad.
She smelled alot like doggy
and shrieked till you were mad.

I recall her dulcet cackling
snacking upon Santa Claus,
and followed it by tackling
the reindeer for their paws.

She's sweet when not alarming,
graceful when she's leaping,
how we love our sister Sissy
hanging in the rafters sleeping.