Rudolph The Red Nosed Stew

By HOMER05

Sat, 11 Dec 2010
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12 comments
 

One Christmas Eve, Santa was starving. He knew he couldn't survive the night without something in his fat stomach. There was no food in the fridge, so there was only one thing Santa could do. He took an axe, chopped up Rudolph, and turned him into stew for his dinner. Then he went off on his round.
He'd told Mrs Santa that they'd just eaten turkey for dinner, but she found out it was actually Rudolph when she found poor Rudolph's nose, which was in the rubbish bin.
'What a fat bastard!!!' She thought to herself. "Rudolph was my favourite."
When Santa came home, Mrs Santa chopped him up with an axe, and fed him to the remaining reindeer. They liked the taste so much, that they went on a rampage, and ate Mrs Santa and all the elves.

Certificate PG
Story
Silly Stories
Humour

Comments

Submitted by alex_tomlin on
Short and sweet, there's a lesson here somewhere!

Submitted by HOMER05 on
Yeah. Dont eat reindeer, cos if u do, they'll eat u. Tee hee. xx :)

Submitted by skinner_jennifer on
Wow! well this one is certainly a different take on Santa, and here's me thinking he was such a nice man. He,he! Thanks for the humour HOMER05. Very funny. Jenny.

 

Submitted by HOMER05 on
That's ok, Jenny. Glad u liked it. xx :)

Submitted by TREVOR MAYTUM on
It is rather amusing. I think this Christmas tale takes horror to a new level. Kids will love it. trev

Submitted by HOMER05 on
Thanx Trev. Glad u liked it. xx :)

Submitted by Oldwarrior on
Old Saitn Nick was a mean old prick...!

Submitted by HOMER05 on
Lol, yeah he was. Liked your poem there, tee hee xx :)

Submitted by nannabot on
Hya-LoL- I love the way you just dive straight into the story. You have a good recipee going with your yarns, and they remind me of some of the more synister "Ripping Yarns" the tv series written by Michael Palin. I'm also guessing you watched "Psycho-Ville" when it came on tv.xxxxfrom Nannabot.

Submitted by HOMER05 on
Hiya Nannabot. Thanx 4 your compliments. I've never watched Psycho-Ville. I've never heard of it, lol. Anyway, thanx 4 reading, glad u liked it. xx :)

Submitted by nannabot on
Psycho Ville was a minnie series written by two of the guys from "League of Gents" It starred Dawn French and a few others. The characters were very macabre and weird, all living in Psycho Ville. I thought it was very funny. I thought your Rudolph tale was a good example of 'what goes around, comes around' Gonna read some more of your tales later. xxxfrom Nannabot.

Submitted by HOMER05 on
I might try and find it. It sounds like the sort of thing I'd watch. Can't wait 2 hear sum more of your comments. xx :)