Speling is Impotent

By Numby Pumby Poo IV

Fri, 16 Sep 2011
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10 comments
 

May we!
That's French for "of course!"
Of course, I'd have to spell it right,
for you to recognise it.
Wood dent eye.
Look, no question mark!
Up there, that is.
You'll have to guess what I meant.

Certificate U
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Submitted by animan on
All most lyke er high coo bert not kwite - betta purrhaps?

 

Submitted by Numby Pumby Poo IV on
High Camp High Coo The pigeon rises above the carry-on crow: stop messin' about! Doris! Doris! stop it, I'm channeling him, that Kenneth Williams. Urggh... where am Ah? Gawd, still in the Maine. That Nurse Ratched comes with the strait-jacket, Ah'm gointa Randall P her so... Mpph! Mpphh! Mmpph!

Submitted by nobody on
Um, pardon me for butting in but I'm desperate to sell some CDs CDs CDs of Lady Gare Gare (that's Lady Station Station to you) doing some singing, which she does quite well. As far as I can tell, anyway. I'm just a spambotty. Spank me!

Submitted by animan on
shack ern arse on goo ...

 

Submitted by Numby Pumby Poo IV on
zoo ta lore

Submitted by Numby Pumby Poo IV on
You have NO idea how hard it is to type in a strait-jacket. Or even a straight-jacket for that matter: I find it much easier to write in one of John Galliano's cast-offs. Mr Bot! I suggest you contact Su Don Um for guidance in such spanky matters.

Submitted by nobody on
Look, I can't help it. This is what I'm programmed to do. I haven't even got a body so spanking will have to remain a hopeless dream. Please buy my things. Some of them are blue.

Submitted by animan on
wears zer link?

 

Submitted by Numby Pumby Poo IV on
Ah hate blue! Even though I'm a Republican.

Submitted by animan on
Kenneth: Well, I think that's just offensive colo(u)rism, myself!