It's Hard to act Cool

It's hard to act cool when you're lacking in grace
It's hard to act cool when your teeth have a brace
It's hard to act cool with all zits on your face!
Oh yes it's so hard to act cool.

It's hard to act cool when your jeans have no tear
It's hard to act cool when you're told what to wear
It's hard to act cool when your mum cuts your hair!
Oh yes it's so hard to act cool.

It's hard to act cool when you've just stubbed your toes
It's hard to act cool in your big brothers clothes
It's hard to act cool when you're frightened of crows!
Oh yes it's so hard to act cool.

It's hard to act cool when you still collect stamps
It's hard to act cool in your thundercat pants
It's hard to act cool when you're kissed by your gramps!
Oh yes it's so hard to act cool.

It's hard to act cool when you're asked out to play
It's hard to act cool on your thirteenth birthday
It's hard to act cool when your uncle is gay!
Oh yes it's so hard to act cool.

It's hard to act cool on your first major date
It's hard to act cool when you wait at her gate
It's hard to act cool when you're well overweight!
Oh yes it's so hard to act cool.

As I look back on life it was sometimes quite cruel
Going through my teen years always looking a fool
But now I'm grown up I will follow no rule
Oh yes it was hard to act cool!