Move, you ..

Fecksake
Here we go
Got to stand up
For another scruffy pushchair, greetin' bairn an' pitbull pup.
It reads on the bus window they are a priority
But what about us workers heading home late in the day.

There's never any nod or 'thank you' in appreciation
Towards the person helping in this seating situation!

It's just another gal who met an idiot in a mall.
They had a shudder in the park but now he's left her in the dark.
Their little baby is now here, the product of a strongstrength beer.

However, 'dad' prefers his gear ..

Maybe it's an age thing, but they all look really young.
Saying nothing to their offspring, stuffin' dummies into mouths.

Why are they constantly playin' with their phones?
Those angry, vacant 'mummies' while their babies cry, alone.

Another thing ..

Don't think her dug is supposed to sit there.
Upholstery won't stand the stench of doggy wet hair.
Bollocks are exposed, tongue is hangin' in mid air.
While a neglected, wee granny struggles to find a vacant chair.

But that's no the end of it cos here comes mum's felly.
Look away
or you'll pay
for judging her muffin-top belly ..