From a story in todays i paper
By grandaddy
Tue, 25 Sep 2012
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The iphone 5, will see no-one survive
Due to a chemical in its electronics
If you want proof then look at the news
In the factory a brawl broke out in China
And when it is sold it will spread to the world
But no one will know what is causing it
The violence will spread among the yuppies and fed
And the Governments of the world will see violence
They’ll send in the troops who with wild cahoots
They will mow down the thousands of surfers
All that will be left is the less nerdy of us
Who never bought an iphone 5.
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I’m one of the few who
Permalink Submitted by Mark Heathcote on
I’m one of the few who never leave home with or without one. Lol
Mark Heathcote
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