INERTIA VERSUS AMNESIA

NOW I'VE GOT SOME REAL BIG MELONS
'NEATH MY SWEATSHIRT THEY ARE SWELLIN'
AND I LIKE TO JOG BUT I HATE TO WEAR BRASSIERES
IF THEY HIT YA THEY WILL HURT YA
AS I SWISH IT MEANS INERTIA
AND DESTROYIN' SOMEONE WITH THEM TOPS MY FEARS

you were my fairy princess
nearly stripped me of my senses
but you left me flat and it drove me up the wall
i tried so hard to please ya
now i wish i had amnesia
so that i could not remember you at all

WHEN IT COMES TO BRAS, I NEED 'EM
BUT THEY JUST RESTRICT MY FREEDOM
SO I LET THEM SWAY AND NATURE TAKES IT COURSE
AND I'LL CRY OUT TO ALERT YA
AS I SWISH IT MEANS INERTIA
THEY ARE PENDULUMS WITH QUITE DYNAMIC FORCE

you were my morning glory
and my favorite bedtime story
then you packed your things and left without a trace
my attention couldn't seize ya
now i wish i had amnesia
so that i could just forget your pretty face

WHEN THEY SEE MY BOOBS A-JUMPIN'
ALL THE FOLKS GET LEGS A- PUMPIN'
CAUSE THEY'D NEVER WANT MY MAMMARIES TO NAIL
AND YOUR SENSES MAY DESERT YA
AS I SWISH IT MEANS INERTIA
AND I LEAVE A SCATTERED CROWD ALONG THE TRAIL

you were my blooming flower
over me you had such power
then you hit the road and left me here in hell
it was fun to hold and squeeze ya
now i wish i had amnesia
so that your name just wouldn't ring a bell

NOW I BOWLED THIS FELLOW OVER
heck, she knocked me in the clover
AND I GAVE HIM A CONCUSSION, THERE'S NO DOUBT
its a remedy that frees ya
THAT POOR FELLOW GOT AMNESIA
yes, i got knocked down and now i've blocked her out