The Problems of the Aristocracy

THE PROBLEMS OF THE ARISTOCRACY

Camilla Fitzgilbert-Armstrong-Fanshawe-Pemberton-Harcourt-Throckett
couldn't fit her bank card in her pocket
or get her name inscribed on a gold locket
Poor Camilla Fitzgilbert-Armstrong-Fanshawe-Pemberton-Harcourt-Throckett.

And Roderick Pelham-de Montfort-Spencer-ffoulkes-ffoulkes-Deenes
had two extra tits because of homogenous genes
and always had to turn up one leg of his jeans
Poor Roderick Pelham-de Montfort-Spencer-ffoulkes-ffoulkes-Deenes.