The Meaning Of Life ( Cont)

I was married once
She had an arse
Like an onion.
Made me wanna cry.

Didn’t last long
But two kids
Come from it.
Lovely kids.

She got the house
I got the car.
Seemed fair
At the time.

I love dogs, me
Got two staffs
Hurt and Pain.
Hate cats.

Saw a bloke once
Kicking his dog
In the park
Sorted him right out.

Got a flat now
Ground floor
Nice garden
For the dogs.

Always keep it clean
No shit on
My lawn
Won’t have it.

I graft. Have to
Pays the bills
Don’t believe
In benefits.

Brickie, by trade
Don’t always
Lay bricks though
Know what I mean?

Buy a bit
Sell a bit
Get you anything
If you ask nicely.

Got a union jack
In me window
Let everyone know
I’m British.

Know every verse
Of the national
Anthem.
Karoake king me.

Live on me own.
Well, with the dogs.
No woman.
They don’t stay long.