Never Eat an Octopus

Never eat an octopus,

They taste like balls of string.

Never lick a jellyfish,

They wobble and they sting.

Never kiss a puffer fish,

They make your tonsils bleed.

Avoid those sea anemones.

They’re enemies indeed.

If it’s puffy, stings or taste like string,

Or if it’s coloured red.

It’s best to leave it well alone,

Eat chocolate bars instead.

©RS2013