I've Got This Rash

I’ve got this rash

Know what I mean

A rash that’s there

But lives unseen

A private place

Meant just for me

I saw it when

I tried to pee.

I’ve got this rash

It’s down below

Around the bits

My pants should go.

It hurts like hell

It’s red and sore

I bet it’s from

That bird next door

I’ve got this rash

I buy some cream

I’ll bite on wood

In case I scream

I slap it on

All white and thick

Around my nuts

And on my dick

I’ve got this rash

Go see the Doc

I drop my shorts

And show my cock.

He grabs my balls

Asks me to cough

And there it goes

My knob falls off!