Turd - The Video

A companion piece to the group-write story Stump. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1hllhLfCPE

Turds
Scratch now has a manic smile
A smile that says he's raging mad
Don't ev-er let him read again
'cause that would melt his mind a tad

Insert has pulled her hair out
She just read Me and My Gout
Ten chap-ters, she read
And not one paragraph
And all in upper case, she read

Jo-lon-o his eyes do twitch
He's read about ten thousand words
And it was all about a fly
That landed on a giant turd

You think that Vera Clark don't mean
A single word she says?
When she says, "write a shit story again,
I'll fill your heart with lead!

You think that Vera Clark don't mean
A single word she says?
When she says, "write a shit story again,
I'll fill your heart with lead!

And celticman, he wiped a tear away
and said, "Well done, my friend."
Yes, celticman, he wiped a tear away
and said, "Well done, my friend."
Ten thousand words, and all about a fly
Seen on a giant turd