To George, from next door
By G.A.Grim
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Dear George,
I am sorry that the music was too loud for your liking. As of right this moment it is being turned down. I would like to apologize for any inconvenience it caused. We are just having a small gathering, with a few close friends. All are quite well here, thank you for asking. I hope you are doing fine as well, considering your condition. Speaking of which, do you have a date yet? I would think, that you would like the large stick removed from your ass, as soon as possible. I imagine it must be hard just doing life's little daily activities, not to mention anything strenuous. It probably affects your temperament as well. Which is, I assume, a large part of why you were not invited, you dick!
Best wishes,
Tom, a friend of your neighbors
P.S. Don't worry about the ‘dog’ poop, accidents happen. Here’s a perfect example. While looking for a brick to tie this letter to, something broke your window.
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