More Guns

Cherry
Pick of the Month

By well-wisher

Thu, 22 Feb 2018
  • 4355 reads
10 comments
 
1.
In America, land of the gun
they say they're arming everyone.
If they want less shootings, its agreed,
more guns, my god, is what they need.
 
2.
Everyone must take a gun to work
like a postal worker gone berserk
and soon even Lady Liberty
will hold a handgun, you will see.
 
Chorus:
More guns; more guns
will keep us safe.
In guns we trust
that is our faith.
 
More guns; more guns
like Jesus said.
Don't turn your cheek
make them eat lead.
More guns.
 
3.
In Kindergarten, its the rule
now teacher takes a gun to school
and the crossing guard is armed aswell
'cause, drive by shootings, who can tell?
 
4.
Even in convent schools, the nuns,
under their habits shalt have guns
and so their violence can't be heard
Librarians have silencers.
 
Chorus:
More guns; more guns
will keep us safe.
In guns we trust
that is our faith.
 
More guns; more guns
like Jesus said.
Don't turn your cheek
make them eat lead.
More guns.
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Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

all the best social comment has humour. Librarians having silencers made me laugh out loud. You should try to submit this somewhere, it's very good!

 

Submitted by well-wisher on

Very surprised by the cherry. Thank you insert.

I'm just constantly taken aback by the awfulness of Donald Trump and the damage he's doing to his country.

 

 

Oh look, a link. I wonder where it leads.

JoHn

Submitted by mickleinapickle on

Librarians having silencers made me smile.

 

Submitted by Di_Hard on

Well_Wisher Insert is right, these satires of yours on Trump are so strong, they really should be read by lots of people.

Liked the silencer bit, drive by shooting bit. All of it really :0) Liberty - can imagine her with a raised rifle type gun as if waving it in triumph in the air, instead of that torch

 

Submitted by celticman on

some people might think this is fictional. 

 

Submitted by Kurt Rellians on

Good effective satirical writing on this issue!

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

This is our Poem of the Month - Congratulations!

 

Submitted by iwylie on

Fantastic. Giving Pete Seger a run for his money! 

 

Submitted by iwylie on

Fantastic. Giving Pete Seger a run for his money! 

 

Submitted by Ray Schaufeld on

Gets to the points like a strong straight line, humour/satire  based on horrible factsmiley