Why the devil won't be coming over for coffee

I got a visit from the devil

He said he saw you recently

I told him I didn't want to hear about it, but he went into it all anyway

Rude fucker

Said you've been asking him for advice

I commented "That's a good idea."

Sarcastically

He commented that I've been doing the same

And I guess he's right

"Yeah but that's diffrenet, I'll fuck up until the reaper takes me."

He laughed and said you said the same thing

I poured him some coffee 

We sat like old friends, chatting over our steaming mugs

Suddenly the devil looked and me with a friendly smile

He said you miss me

He said we should talk soon

I deleted the devil's contact information out of my phone today