Why I Beat Up The Waiter

A foreign waiter said 'Estupida Madre Folladora" when I couldn't afford to leave a tip.
When I learned what that means in english, that sorry waiter got his ass whipped.
Estupida madre folladora is spanish for stupid mother fucker.
I get mean when I get mad and I decided to get that sucker.

Calling me a stupid mother fucker was dumb, it sure wasn't wise.
It didn't do him one bit of good when he decided to apologize.
I tied one of his legs to the bumper of my truck.
I dragged him down the freeway and he was fucked.

That waiter's rudeness was so unbelievable, it was almost beyond belief.
When I beat that peckerhead with my fists, I knocked out all of his teeth.
I couldn't let that punk get away with what he said, I had to kick his butt.
If you're a rude waiter, you'll get the same treatment if you don't keep your mouth shut.