The Bongs of Ben

By Ewan

Fri, 17 Jan 2020
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From a leaked communique from No. 10 containing the song to be transmitted on BBC broadcast channels on January the 31st, should the crowd-funding for Brexit Bongs fail. The BBC were warned that under no circumstances should the film ‘Oh, What A Lovely War’ or the television series ‘A Piece of Cake’ be referenced before or after transmission.

“The Bongs of Ben will ring-a-ding-ding
for us but not for you;
for you the bills ker-ching-a-ling-ling
no matter what you do!

The Poor are starv-e-ling-a-ling-ling
and Gove has victory,
the Brexit Bells will ring-a-ding-ding
for us but not for thee.”

https://youtu.be/ogUJ8ZnCKmI

 

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Submitted by airyfairy on

The whole farage-o keeps reminding me of Leslie Phillips's lascivious 'Ding Dong'.  I bet Mark Francois stands up to salute a buxom Brexit when it goes by.  

Submitted by Ewan on

needs The Boulting Bros. to send it up so high people realise what a jingo-istic fiasco it all is.

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