Spaceship Food
By Rhiannonw
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If planning a long
interplanetary voyage
with limited allowance
for provisions and baggage,
you would need to eat
and have enjoyment
with a varied daily treat
in this long confinement,
small space for movement
and little employment
so–
You hear of research
where food building blocks
will be extracted
by a process long, protracted –
all the fuel chemicals,
vitamins and minerals:
to make nutritious goo
in tubes to suck and squeeze it through
and ooze the dollops to your mouth
meal by meal and month by month.
But, we need to chew
and have something to do –
prepare it and cook,
make our daily food
have a pleasing look
and it must taste good,
different each meal
with an interesting feel:
no appeal, no deal.
So you urge them to
put in some fibre
some bite and some crunch
make it like chicken
or noodles for lunch,
fruit, even veg,
and bread we can toast,
potatoes to boil
or mash, fry or roast.
When this has been done
with some success;
'Why', you might say.
'could things not just stay
as they were, no contraptions
for complex extractions?'
Well, they need to have less
bits left to compress
in the rubbish compartments; ,
and they couldn’t equip
in the space of the ship
storage facilities
and preserve the commodities
for that natural diet
that would keep grumblers quiet.
So, there you have it,
a skeuomorphic diet,
looks like the past,
looks like the real,
it can last and last,
and has some appeal
and a bit of good feel,
so a necessary deal
if fixed your intention
of this space-ship detention!
[IP: Food.
The above is a rework of a piece for an IP a long time ago on ‘Skeuomorphism’, I hoped that this was a true use of the word. It is “*the process in which obsolete materials get reincorporated into modern technology - like when the sound of a camera’s shutter clicking is incorporated into an iphone camera or when you have to delete files on your computer by dragging them into a digital ‘recycling bin’ and emptying it, ie mimicking real-world counterparts in how they appear and/or how the user can interact with them. ‘]
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Fascinating - thank you
Fascinating - thank you Rhiannon!
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A clever take on an IP,
A clever take on an IP, Rhiannon. Deftly done, indeed. Paul
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I like food just the way it
I like food just the way it is : horror of horrors for it to become a gooey paste.
hilary
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Sure I remember the original
Sure I remember the original ? This part particularly unforgettable !
"to make nutritious goo
in tubes to suck and squeeze it through
and ooze the dollops to your mouth"
if in relation to food, (maybe other things in future) skeuomorphic means sensation, that's very scary!
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I'm sorry, my taking it off
I'm sorry, my taking it off must have deleted your comment? I just can't get back into the flow with these last two! Thankyou very much for looking at it :0)
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I enjoyed this Rhiannon. I
I enjoyed this Rhiannon. I like the structure and rhyme of your poem as well as the amount of thought you have put into what food might be available and how it is prepared during a space flight.
The questionable food is one of the reasons that I never became an astronaut. There are several more!
Turlough
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I would probably have just
I would probably have just taken a few cheese and pickle sandwiches and a flask of coffee, but they didn't invite me anyway.
Turlough
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This is so enjoyable and so
This is so enjoyable and so fun to read. Lots of great imagery, and it's amusing too!
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Do you think, if a person had
Do you think, if a person had been travelling through space for years, planets looked like sticky buns, like with oases in deserts?
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Hence the title of the
Hence the title of the American television series, Third Rock Cake From the Sun.
Turlough
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