A Highwayman Came Calling
By drkevin
Wed, 30 Aug 2023
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Jack McFruit,
Was a lawless brute.
Short of loot,
He spied a frail old coot.
Easy prey for a man in black suit.
In went her door, via a size twelve boot.
But a blunderbuss waited, ready to shoot!
His buttocks were punctured - oh what a hoot!
Poetic justice, right to the root?
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As the emergency medics saw
As the emergency medics saw they were hirsute.
Turlough
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Ooh! Sounds painful...but
Permalink Submitted by skinner_jennifer on
Ooh! Sounds painful...but lots of fun to read.
Jenny.
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