EVERYTHING BUT THE GENT.

EVERYTHING BUT THE GENT.
sneak technique

Real men drink beer -
till they can drink no more.
Consuming their own body weight,
they spill about the floor.
Pouring over women.
Convinced that they can win -
a night of heated passion -
from a lager fuelled grin.
Pathetically misguided.
Solidarity in arms.
Tribal tattooed markings.
Victims of self-charms.
A case of chauvinism -
that only they can ply.
Drooling over females -
that catch their bloodshot eye.
Empty conversations.
Instantly dismissed.
Venomous rejections -
from girls they try to kiss.
Highly motivated -
to stooping very low.
Unable to communicate.
No such word as 'NO!'
Infantile and useless.
Designed to fall apart.
A dedicated loser -
who slowly won your heart.

sneak