Hormonal overkill

Sometimes it creeps up hardly noticed

As we meld through life's decree

At other times I wonder

If his extra heads

Are down to me?

His aspirins and tepid tea

With the 'testing'

"I understand!"

Yeah, right!

Try a simmering kettle

Dripped, on your difference

And hot coals in either hand

He never stands full-frontal

During my, quote

"Hormonal overkill" anymore

Ha...

He can dodge me all he likes

I've passed conduction

And have wired the toilet floor

His hamster is his only friend

One week out of four

Which suits my newfound liberty

And prevents its staple to the door

Three more days with the opponent

And once more he'll be my mate

Do I explain the substituted hamster

And fess up, who he ate?

lex ?03