SLIMMING: THE ULTIMATE SLIMMING PROGRAMME

THE ULTIMATE SLIMMING PROGRAMME

The fat woman eats chocolate and dreams of space travel.
She guzzles doughnuts and reads about Black Holes. She wolfs down
six-portion pavlovas and learns that they are regions in outer space
with a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can
escape from them. That which manages to slip through a worm hole - a
passage through a Black Hole - is a Singularity. And looks like
spaghetti.
The fat woman licks her lips and composes her own obituary:
She boldly went
And at least she died thin.