Things that I have found on pavements

Things that Alexander has found on pavements
but inexplicably keeps hidden from his girlfriend.

1. A card saying 'to my dear wife, happy anniversary. I'm sorry I love you. Jim x ' ripped in half.

2. A plastic shoe for what must be the smallest horse.

3. A Norwich Union swipe card with a streak of peach nail varnish.

4. A six of diamonds playing card with a ferry printed on the back.

5. A morrocan seat, he believes to be called a pouffe.

6. A formal letter addressed to Mary, firing her from her current position.

7. The top of a red onion.

8. A pidgeon with a broken neck.

9. A shadow.