On Aliens

I'm a hundred percent they exist;
yeah, that's what I said.

And here's where the modern Flat Earth Society
walks out cuckling:
"no evidence! no evidence!
hand waving!, hand waving!

There are things I'd like to show them, though,
things that might make them think twice:

For instance, my brilliant border collies,
chemistry, astronomy, and biological volumes,
plus the intoxicating thrill of letting
the Nude night
be your endless confetti ceiling!!