Whoever stole the speedboat

To whoever stole the speedboat -

I want you to know you ruined Easter.

I know some facts;
you listen to classical music,
you like orange things,
you have a wondercabinet of bird wings and found objects - one of these is a pair of swimming goggles that you found on the tarmac of terminal 3 on your way back from Jordan.

You know, given the chance, I would trade
information about you to the gouverment for a year
supply of tinned orange segments.
But since I think you might be a killer,
and all the evidence I have collated
is unsubstantiated, you can keep the water machine.

I am going to become a kite specialist.
Look out for coloured strings.