Goldilocks and the three beers (IP)

After a long hard week’s porridge-testing Goldilocks looked forward to relaxing with a nice cold beer in front of the TV.

However, the first beer was too warm and completely failed to hit the spot. The second beer had been in the fridge, but was so cold it made her teeth ache. She took the third beer out of the fridge for a few minutes before she drank it. It was just right.

She had another five beers after that, but by this stage she no longer cared how hot they were.