Liar Liar Pants On Fire.

Liar liar, pants on fire
Dave and Nick sang in the choir.
They sang of joy and peace for all
Vote for us we'll have a ball.
They sang so well they had us sighing.
Then we found that they were lying.

Liar liar pants on fire,
Your every wish is our desire
Let sunshine win the day they sang,
Vote for us and join our gang,
And so we pledged our love undying.
Then we found that they were lying.

Liar liar pants on fire,
Dave and Nick and Vince conspire,
Put your cross against our name,
Not a blush or sense of shame.
Before election ink was drying
Came the rotton stink of lying.

Liar liar pants on fire,
We'll free the country from the mire,
Every promise gone and lost,
They must have had their fingers crossed.
Now it's us whose sad and crying,
British Rule that's based on lying.
Shame on England's dreaming spires,
We're run by spivs and cheats and liars.