Naughty Pets

Betty’s dog was a naughty dog
She rolled in mud one day
WOOF WOOF WOOF! She barked in joy
Which led Betty next to say

Oh you naughty dog, I’ve just washed the floor
And the walls were spotless too
Oh you cheeky pup, now we’ll have to clean-up
Out you go now, Shoo!

Pablo’s Cat was a naughty cat
He ate all of the cheese on display
Miaow miaow miaow, he roared from his tum
Which led Pablo next to say

Oh you naughty cat, I’d just bought that cheese
Now we’ll have to go without
Oh you fat feline, and it’s dinner-time
Out you go now, out!

Now the dog and the cat, they met outside
A dirty-dog, greedy-puss pair
And they mumped and they moaned and they grizzled and they groaned
‘It’s not my fault, It’s not fair!’

But once Betty’d washed the floor and Pablo’d made some soup
The two pets were let in once more
They said they were sorry and they got a big hug
And that was an end to the war.