POOH CREEK

if out in hundred acre wood
and thrilling times you seek
you're sure to find adventure
in the river called pooh creek

make sure you have a paddle
if you don't, you might get stuck
and you'd have to ditch your kayak
and go wading through the muck

though the creek appears quite shallow
if you tumble on your trek
you may find you're treading in it
till it's clean up to your neck

it's a fine place for a picnic
but be wary of the bees
if they think you want their honey
they will bring you to your knees

you just might see some heffalumps
though sightings have been rare
but still you'll smell the scent of them
come wafting through the air

you just might see some woozles
hiding in among the kelp
or maybe spot some jagulars
who love to holler "HELP"

make sure your craft is steady
you don't want to spring a leak
or else things might get quite sticky
in the river called pooh creek