Little Miss Spiky
By pepsoid
Thu, 26 Dec 2013
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1.
Little Miss Spiky wasn't just spiky.
She was downright lethal!
2.
It wasn't just little boys with balloons who avoided her.
3.
But also people who didn't like having their eyeballs skewered.
4.
People who didn't like having their tyres slashed.
5.
And you could forget about physical intimacy!
6.
Poor Little Miss Spiky was not someone you wanted to be around.
7.
Until along came the handsome Mr Chainsaw!
8.
"Hello," said Little Miss Spiky.
"Hello," said Mr Chainsaw.
"Fancy going out for a drink or something?" said Little Miss Spiky.
"I'm more interested in the 'or something'," said Mr Chainsaw.
9.
"Oh!" said Little Miss Spiky.
10.
Being a lady of decorum, Little Miss Spiky insisted they first have shots and lager tops at the local Wetherspoons before engaging in any 'or something'.
They did, however, have to sit no less than three feet apart at all times, so that Mr Chainsaw didn't suffer multiple stab wounds or chop Little Miss Spiky to bits.
11.
"Your spikes really turn me on," said Mr Chainsaw.
"That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me," said Little Miss Spiky.
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"Shall we go back to your place?" said Mr Chainsaw.
"Immediately!" said Little Miss Spiky.
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You wouldn't believe the carnage as they pushed and shoved to get out of the Wetherspoons!
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Can you count the number of people who were impaled or had limbs severed as they walked lustily back to Little Miss Spiky's place?
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GRRR!
CRASH!
SPLINTER!
- went the arms of Mr Chainsaw, as they didn't even bother to open the front door.
16.
After their night of passion, the coroners were unable to determine which bits belonged to who.
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