A Fake News Report

By hudsonmoon

Fri, 10 Feb 2017
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4 comments
 

Fake news, fake news
I heard it today
good to hear
that it's all 
been a fraud

'cause if I'd a believed
what I'd been a hearing
I'd a thought it was 
all a lost cause

a fake news report
said that Trump
took the White House
even brought his
gold toilet along

what a relief on
my nerves
when I finally heard 
that fake news 
got the whole story wrong

Fake news, fake news
I heard it today
good to hear
that it's all 
been a fraud

'cause if I'd a believed
what I'd been a hearing
I'd a thought it was 
all a lost cause

 

Photo credit: Wiki Commons

Certificate U
Poem
Humour

Comments

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on

we should really have a category called 'wishful thinking' for this one

 

Submitted by hudsonmoon on

Insert, I can dream, can't I?

Rich xx

 

Submitted by Ray Schaufeld on

Trump is not even a faker, Rich he is simply someone who has no idea what is real. Makes everything up as he goes along and often not in a good way. I saw a great interview on BBC 1 Hardtalk this morning with Vicente Fox, the former President of Mexico. A man after my own heart. Is he married?

Like your poem.

Submitted by hudsonmoon on

He's a souless twit, Elsie. You can replace the i in twit with an a if you like. My momma never liked me cussin'. Ha. One of our worst nightmares. 

Rich x