3 Questions

By Mr So an So

Sat, 08 Oct 2022
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Unlike most I love getting cold sales calls - here is what happened today ...

 

 

Caller - Hello Mr So n So my name is Lisa Im calling from Blarr blarr insurance company and today we are offering you a FREE review of your life insurance policy , may I ask you just 3 simple questions ?

Mr - that's 1

Caller - what ?

Mr - that's 2 

Caller - what do you mean ?

Mr - that's 3 

Caller - oh I see that's cheeky I haven't started yet, can I now ? 

Mr - that's 4 i will be sending you an invoice for my time spent 

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Submitted by airyfairy on

Welcome! Your piece made me chuckle. I'm going to remember that one when I next get one of those annoying calls. I quite like turning my head slightly away from the phone and pretend whispering, 'Get a fix on this one will you, we may have to send the squad round.'

Submitted by rosaliekempthorne on

Cute, fun, funny - yes, definitely a good one smiley