I absolutely love this.
http://www.abctales.com/story/paul_a/fridge-magnet-0
There are so many things I like about it, the mundane, the realiity of it. I'm able to imagine the setting and your feelings exactly. I love this:
"I hate you for thinking glass of milk
when just before now I had you
flat on your back
with your nipples,
like two frozen peas,
placed so expertly
on top of everything, everything, everything else.
Close, please, that refrigerator door."