The Not So Sugar Coated Mind of an A.D.D Child

My name is Tarot and I live in the dark where terror and devious minds run rampant. My mother hails from the planet of happy and well I swear I am adopted because there is no way I am related to that psychopathic adult.
My mom works for some big company and told me this afternoon she was bringing home a surprise…..ooooooh oreos…….oh sorry I have A.D.D. Anyway she told me I had to be up by three.
“Tar get up before three” she yelled.
“But mom I’m allergic to the sun” I said.
It’s summer time and well let’s just say during summer I like to be stereotypically vampiristic. So I got up and got dressed per usual a pair of typical Hot Topic trip pants that had Red seems and little skeletal animals with evil looks on their faces at the bottom where they flair out. I put on my Too Many Freaks Not Enough Circuses shirt. I pulled my hair out of my pony tail and proceeded to call my friend Sarah.
Sarah is plagued by the never ending voice in her head that tells her to kill herself daily. Like last week she jumped off of a bridge and into a river that only had four feet of water and tried to drown her self with of course no success. I mean all she has to do is ask me and I could tell her multiple ways to kill herself off but no she says one day she will do it and when she does I have to plan her funeral.
So I did what I usually do nothing! I grabbed a few yummy to my tummy oreo’s because well cookies that are black are obviously from the dark side.