PLEASE DON'T

Please don’t sit next to me again,
It’s such an unfair thing to do.
I can’t stand you sitting by me;
I get the urge to straddle you.

Please don’t look in my eyes again,
It is such an aggravation.
Even one second of your eyes,
Will cause thoughts of copulation.

Please do not walk with me again,
You walking with me should be banned.
How soppy it will make me look,
If I reach out and grab your hand.

Please do not speak to me again,
Talking to me should not be done.
The moment I see your lips part,
I want to slip things on your tongue.

Please do not dance in my presence.
I’d hate for you to do a twist,
And fall over, because I would,
Have to rush over to assist.

Please do nothing near me again;
Anything more than that’s dodgy.
Or better still, how about you,
Doing nothing nowhere near me?

2009