Japanese Geordies

JAPANESE GEORDIES ?

Sayonara Geordie hinny me bonny lad,
What an awful bloody day we've had.
Fittin' galvanised panels that divint rot.
Aal wor work is carried oot at the trot.
Used to think Rising Sun was a name for bars.
But it's flag of us JAPANESE GEORDIES BUILDIN' CARS.

Nice one Nissan waa hord ti shout.
Tote that wheel arch n'weld that boot.
You know the factory here is nippin clean?
Damned site more hygienic than the old pit canteen.
East, North East, withoot any trade wars,
Why? Cos wa JAPANESE GEORDIES BUILDIN' CARS.

Sunderland noo's been proclaimed a city,
They've nee Cathedral, but save ya pity,
Cos I've been told by the Manager San,
They're ganna ordain wor factory Saint Nissan.
Nee staff here wi bowlers n'rolled umbrellars,
Just us JAPANESE GEORDIES BUILDIN' CARS.

Waa sorved wi lunch of sukiyaki n'chips,
Us Makems, Geordies and Nips,
Rest o' time it's heeds doon n'arses up,
From dawn ti dusk, nee stoppin' for e'en a cup.
But at lowse Vaux Draught Saki at local bars,
For us JAPANESE GEORDIES BUILDIN' CARS.

Shootin' howay the lads, Bansi y' bugger,
When we need an increased production figure.
Wi quickly mak that joint n'tak that seam,
Us is creatin' the Geordie, Nippon, Makem n'Takem dream.
Pay-day here's why it's like scoring eight draws,
Ti us JAPANESE GEORDIES BUILDIN' CARS.

But money's not important, not poonds, nor yen,
Ti us sons o'toil, ex pit, ex shipyard men.
Workers from the coonty of the Prince Bishop,
Tis not just filthy lucre that we worship.
Yard nor pit could tempt us back wi' even gold bars,
Not us JAPANESE GEORDIES BUILDIN' CARS.

Hinny marrer hoy a hammer ower here,
Soonds Japanese but it's colloquial Wear.
Tannoy songs like Lambton Worm n'Mikado,
Inspire us sons o'Nissan to work bloody harder.
We're told that man will soon land on Mars,
But we've arrived us JAPANESE GEORDIES BUILDIN' CARS.

Cherry blossom n'giant leek,
A combination that's at least quite unique.
All thought this union would spawn chimera.
Not so. Ah so! It has created beautiful Primera.
Nor' East Occidental - Orientals will go far,
With the JAPANESE GEORDIE SUPER CAR.

Don Passmore ?