Jesus Christ!

I believe in Jesus Christ
I talk to him every day
When I go to my wardrobe to pray
And He gives me good Advice
Like happy are the peacemakers
Fuck you they just are

And he helps me put right my mistakes
The stupid things I do on impulse
Go back there Derm you didn't check her pulse
And he soothes me when I lie awake
Hearing strange groans in the attic
Or the ones in my head

Yes our Lord guides me along the right path
And helps me correct the mistakes that I've made
Derm, she might need another quick go with the spade
And: you want to be careful when filling that bath
Happy are the people standing over there
For they are saying things
Bad things

Yes Jesus he knows me and he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus perhaps a little too long
But he helps me put right all those things I do wrong
Like if bottles are still on her doorstep at night
Every time that I come to my wardrobe he's here
Happy are those who have no idea