The man who wouldn't form a queue

A bit of a do at the old chipperoo,

this bloody man wouldn't form a queue.

He stood in the middle? One day he'll rue,

this bloody man who wouldn't form a queue.

A portion of Spuds and breaded skateroo,

was the order from this bloody man who wouldn't form a queue.

Old Mrs La rue got in a bit of a stew,

at this bloody man who wouldn't form a queue.

"Who are you sir and what do you do?"

She asked this bloody man who wouldn't form a queue.

"I am my own man and I do what I do."

Replied this bloody man who wouldn't form a queue.

"But we stand in line here and take our turn, if you're not from round
here then you must learn."

"That's not my thing and I will not do," replied this bloody man who
wouldn't form a queue.

"But i'm not at the front and I'm not behind, around here we must have
lines.Tradition it is, passed down through time, queues must be long,
straight and well defined"

"I'm sorry my dear I'm just not of your kind,tradition is fine some of
the time, and as for your lines,well i'll try to be kind, you can stick
them up your rather large but amply defined behind."

Disgraceful!! But true.

And this was the bloody man who wouldn't form a queue.

We think he might have hailed from Peru.