Present For My Valentine

"What have we got? Well, let me see.
There's rubber, leather, PVC,
And lace, latex, mesh and satin too.
There's whips and chains (you get the gist)
The cuffs are fluffy (save your wrists)
The bondage tape's as good as superglue!

Moving on, suspenders, thongs, corsets,
Bras, you can't go wrong.
What cup size? Does she need some extra padding?
Not sure? Well, why not try this?
You'll find the Wonderbra make "Bliss"
Gives va-va-voom like industrial cladding.

Not quite right? Let's try this rack,
The Rampant Rabbit's at the back
(For hygiene reasons, no refunds on that one!)
And this beast here...Hey! Where'd he go?"
"Next door to the florist's, Jo"
"God, how rude! You try and help someone..."