the honourable member for Witney
By celticman
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Best thinking comes from not thinking
The proud voice is the loud voice
Pontification of what need to be done
The great nob-game of bob-a-job
To keep down the scum
The great game of braggadogo
Bragging rights without a fight
A simple plan
The sick, the weak, the welfare freak
Wrongtitude in such latitude
More heliocentric than tycho brahe
Brag hard, blow , braguer
Be very sure of your black art
Wizard of sellotape and just gauze
Rip the curtain away
Expose our honourable friend
A man with too much to say
Too little to throw our way
The damage done
Following the wrong brand of sun.
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I think this works really
I think this works really well once it gets going. The phonology is striking and good fun. What do the first two lines mean?
Thanks for reading. I am grateful for your time.
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Celt, you know the old saying
Celt, you know the old saying that those who caren't getting sex just talk about it... or in m my case write about it? Well I think you really need to get into politics. This is a serious comment, you must have thought about it and I know that lot that baaa like sheep are more corrupt than the rest of them and that's where the poison spreads, but just think what you could do from the inside. But I promise you if I eve4r see you on the telly baa ing I'll set my pet wolf called Snuggles on you.
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