aries (march 21st-april 19th)

the aries is an independent sheep, it can often be seen trailing off from the herd long enough to graze on some new shiny glass that it had seen off in the distance while it was trudging along behind the other sheep, who were all following
the sheep ahead of them.

the aries are social sheep who will stay together
while chawing away at the grass in front of
them---they often require 4 or more sheep around
them even when they are taking a piss, and when they get urine all over their wooly backside, they often cannot clean themselves without the strict observation of another couple of sheep present.

these kind of sheep are not the ones that frequent
the hot-spot sheep places, like the ponds or that
sweet patch of garbage-laden grass right near the
highways, as they are quite often insecure about
themselves, always trying to be the best in the
bunch, and often wary of how close they have
actually come to their own sheep expectations.

the aries ewe is passionate and always out there
ba-ba-ing for the attempt at gestation. she looks
out for herself while even still part of the numb
& leader following herd. what she does is look
out for her own amidst the rams waiting to
procreate. she prefers to walk with rams for as
long as they will graze with her, and often she
gets to sleep within 4 or 5 sheep from a chosen
ram at any time. she would stay in the midst of
one ram forever, if that ram didn’t go off to
gestate with another, as quickly as his libido did
instruct.

the aries ram hardly rests, always on the go and
ready for that ever-so-adventurous walk from the
grass to the ewe he is presently impregnating, and
back again. the ewes look upon him with sweet
gazes & he looks back, flexing out his bucking
chest. the aries ram is open to many different kind
of sheep connections, and may be seen copulating
with other rams in the afternoon sunlight. rams often
try to engage in bucking intercourse with other
members of the animal kingdom. it is hard for them though, because speciesism runs deep in the wild. a ram will consider themselves lucky to have a one night stand with a horse, or possibly a dog, depending on the mutual attraction.

the aries erogenous zone is usually found directly
beneath the chin. you may see them in a large field nuzzling one another under the chin, hoping to get each other off. when an aries ram or ewe
masturbates, they sit on their hind legs and rub their chin with their front hooves.

sexual intercourse between aries sheep is said to be quite rough. because they both have such determination that reveals itself in their everyday activities, they often find themselves using this energy in the field. to come upon two aries sheep copulating can be a bit disturbing for other species, as the slamming of heads and genitals can seem counterproductive, yet
still, they seem to enjoy it.