fat ass america

exhibit a:
total weight of adults roaming the earth-
316.4 million tons (US measurement)

exhibit b:
average adult body mass in the world-
136.6 pounds (US measurement)

exhibit c:
average north american adult body mass-
178 pounds (US measurement)

exhibit d:
*an additional 935 million people would
have to populate the planet, in order to
bring the average body mass of the adult
world OUTSIDE north america up to
the same fat ass standard which they
currently hold.

so keep on washing down those cheesy
chessy curly fries that’cha just snorted
with another keg of beer & pop that
top button on the pants you pretend to
fit in, america, whilst the rest of the world
watches you waddle around munching
up all the resources you can, hoping
that your arteries clog & your heart
stops before you get to mutter “why do
they hate us?” again, slobbering on
yourself the whole time & fighting
with the other swine over that last
corncob.