if i was eileen

if you haven’t heard by now,
eileen heuwetter’s
christian
wackjob
aunt
who had apparently thought highly of the
family radio nutjobs
who put together the little
may 21st, 2011,
prime-USDA-choice,
rapture “scare”---
left eileen & her sister
25 grand a pop when she died,
but to the
family radio conglomerate,
she gave
$300,000 to the cause---
that cause being,
a drop in the bucket for
mr. lindquest & mr. camping,
the geniuses who raked in
“$18 million dollars in
2009 alone (according to the
IRS findings), from
contributions.”

fact: a teacher in the united states
public educational nightmare makes
anywhere from $25,000 to $50,000
a year.

for the amount of money that eileen’s
aunt gave to these thieves, at least 6
teachers could still be employed,
educating your children on how to
free themselves from this kind of
charlatanism.

the christian radio station network
of oakland, california,
has been said to be the sole joy
of the since deceased aunt of
eileen.
according to eileen,
her aunt listened to them spouting out that
filthy, fear mongering, armageddon
excrement
every day of her life
until she died & she feels that if her aunt
was still around on
may 22nd
with no such “rapture” in sight,
that she never would have let these loathsome,
clandestine &
downright
disgusting
bastards
take her money---
as she wasn’t a wealthy woman,
as it had been her life savings &
eileen herself felt that her aunt could
have used it to better the lives of
actual
living &
breathing
family members
who could have used it---
as opposed to this bastardization of all that can be
labeled
compassionate
in our fair species.

if i was eileen,
i would not take this one lying down---
i would not sit around until
october,
to see if mr. camping’s
“extended prediction” will attain
fruition.

instead i feel that out of love for the
family that was cheated by these
scumbags
amidst so many others,
i would dedicate my life through all
legal means,
all multimedia,
as well as any group efforts possible---
to bring these men to light &
to expose them for the swindlers that they
are,
and in one throw of the stone---
put them behind bars,
while opening the eyes of an
indeterminable amount of fed up
christians,
who would finally wash away their last bits of
irrationality,
coming to terms with an unbelieving
skepticism,
which backed by the scientific methods & rational
inquiry
would build them up strong again
in taking their own lives up by the
boot straps,
never to fall prey to this kind of lying
again.