Bam bam ..

By denni1

Mon, 21 Jan 2013
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I got a terrible shock when l noticed his arms,
because that's what l love over any blokes charms.

Honest ..

They were shooogest of buggers, a bit like pop-eye, but
even more impressive, as the man knew not why l was
staring an' slobbering, wiping away froth.

What a lucky wife she is, to be held in those rocks ..

Certificate PG
Poem
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Comments

Submitted by karl_wiggins on
Hahahahahahahahahahaha love it!

 

Submitted by denni1 on
Stan .. there's many a man l've let go, cos ov his slopey shoodurs n skinny wee airums !! Dx

Submitted by denni1 on
And then there's our Karl, bless him xx

Submitted by karl_wiggins on
Bless you too, babe, bless you too.

 

Submitted by karl_wiggins on
I've got four tats, the oldest one is almost 40 years old. But if I stand naked in front of the mirror I don't even notice them. I honestly never see them anymore.

 

Submitted by karl_wiggins on
No, just that after all these years I don't even notice them. Bit bored with them really, and the skin's moved about over time. Tell you the truth I'd like to cover them with a massive design that goes right down one arm, over one shoulder and half way down my chest. Now I understand why that wouldn't appeal to a lot of people, but I'm too old to care anymore. Don't worry, I'm not going to do a Mike Tyson and put ink all over my face (although it might be a improvement), but I'm bored with my own tats.

 

Submitted by denni1 on
K a r l .. you KNOW you're gorgeous, so dinny pretend otherwise, now! (he needs lots of attention, does our BAM boy) Stan. I'm sure your arms do the job just fine. Not all women like them on the bulging side. I just do xx

Submitted by karl_wiggins on
Denni, you are a bam stick, but you always bring a smile to my face.

 

Submitted by TVR on
That’s what comes of watching too many Popeye movies, Denise.

TVR