Poor thing ..

Shy?

Her?

Never ..

Who'd ever thought.
Seems so very glamorous and well turned out.
Padded shoulders, big boobs, skyscraper high shooz.
Always in the papers, on the telly, in the news.
Maybe it's a cover for what's underneath
Just because you smile, showing perfect, veneered teeth.
It doesn't mean a scooby, when you're a family of one.
Insecure an' lonely is the place that she may be
But 2 trilllion quid fi' 'Hiyaaaahhhh' mag,
cures heartache, naturally.

What do you think ..