An Unfortunate Amalgamation of Mammal and Fish
By drkevin
Fri, 20 Sep 2024
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I was called the product of a pig and an ass.
And it had to be admitted, I was notoriously crass.
My daily meal was unfresh bass.
So, belching a lot, I did without a lass.
It was, you see, a surfeit of gas.
I would follow any herd to where they would mass.
But the herd would part, to let me pass...
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