Weaker Me

'No TV!' Don't torture me
With adverts unashamed
You fill my time
What time is mine?
Don't tell me what to buy!

'No TV!' Don't dare tempt me
With clothes I do not need
The clothes I have
What clothes have I?
Don't show me what could be!

'No TV!' Don't render me
To call a new hotline
My phone is fine
Is fine my phone?
Don't will me to decline!

Oh no, TV, you have forced me
To sell you for a thirty three
Inch screen that will not fit my walls
But boy will I be glad I called!