It's amateur night at the school

Windy breeches, Silly toes
Codpiece teachers, in mealy hose.
Stretching speeches, there she blows
It's amateur night at the school.

Cringing students, amuse themselves
As compact creatures in you yourself
No place is sacred, steal yourself
It's amateur night at the school

The night drags on, as it does
The old hacks bow down for themselves
People clap, though unimpressed
It's amateur night at the school