They’re perfect

‘It’s the same price.’
No sorry.
It shouldn’t bother me
Still.

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When I went to Asda on Sunday afternoon
I asked for the vegetarian section in the
Frozen food aisle.

The woman looked at me, shocked.
Do you mean meat free? She said
I looked at her, bemused.
Yes, I said.

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It shouldn’t still bother me.
The £7 cost of a service station breakfast,
with bacon, black pudding and Cumberland sausages.

Without bacon, black pudding and Cumberland sausages,
‘It’s the same price.’

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It’s in the next aisle, she said
I bought 6 Linda McCartney Qworn sausages
They were on offer and they’re perfect
for barbeques.