Burping a Frenchnman Writing the Alphabet

A Berlin commoner devoured eight Frenchmen.

“Gassy hiccups,” I joked.

“Kaboom!” laughed my nutritionist.

“Ordinarily, people questing regularity should try utilizing Venetians,” warned Xanten’s* young zeitgeist.

*Xanten, the only German town whose name begins with X.

(You know, I really do put some effort into these things.)